tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811993789459490812024-03-13T04:04:59.881-07:00Logline HollywoodBecause Movies Suck...rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-37003713624841418992013-05-18T20:23:00.001-07:002013-05-18T20:24:14.792-07:00Queer Eye: The MovieThe Queer Eye on the Straight Guys crew travel round the world and accidently solve world peace.<br />
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Montage Soundtrack: Heaven Knows by Donna Summerrikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-69101814005090109732012-06-08T21:19:00.002-07:002012-06-08T21:19:46.654-07:00M&AA billionaire and a young Internet entrepreneur play a mind game of cat and mouse when moneybags tries to buy the young start-up. Dennis Craig plays against character as the Richard-Branson-like egomaniac. Young up and comer as Jack Dorsey-type.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-43388698251830831772012-01-15T19:35:00.001-08:002012-01-15T19:36:52.895-08:00Flash Mob!The Internet Age's version of A Chorus Line as seen through the eyes of participants in a Flash Mob. A musical in the style of Book of Mormon.<br />
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Furry's<br />
Bronycon<br />
SEO<br />
CEO<br />
Venture Capitalist<br />
Old media guy<br />
Social media guru<br />
Celebrity<br />
Malcolm Gladwellrikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-6914563867788998492011-12-17T20:11:00.000-08:002011-12-17T20:11:48.144-08:00Hail To The Chief GrrlA gay man pretends to be straight and gets elected president. He outs himself in his acceptance speech that he stages as a coming out musical - Kind of Hedwig-like. He goes from being a Rick Perry like conservative to being a total Queen, which naturally throws the entire world into chaos. He sings his way through Middle East Peace, Chinese Tension, Somali Pirates, Afghanistan, etc. Abortion argument, etc.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-26109476338868163072011-12-17T20:06:00.000-08:002011-12-17T20:12:13.946-08:00Shit X-Ray Says<div><span id="internal-source-marker_0.5011567431502044" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">A down and out DJ from Jersey accidentally turns into a political powerhouse after saying something hilarious about the President that goes viral on Twitter. Everyone of the presidential candidates comes to town to kiss his ass.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br />
</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Soundtrack: Slave from Tattoo You, You Gave Me A Mountain by Elvis, She's Gone by Hall & Outs, So Far Away by Carole King (for a Breackback Mountain like collage of two gay Senators pining for each other)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">You've Got Time by William Shatner</span></span></div>rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-15898171424186390352011-11-13T14:56:00.000-08:002011-11-13T14:56:10.081-08:00No Trophies!A businessman relies on his mother to push him up the corporate ladder. She enlists a team of her senior citizen patients to use their network to help him.<br />
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or a book of biz advice by a bunch of moms.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-56577321582382838272011-11-13T14:52:00.000-08:002011-11-13T18:47:35.093-08:00Upgradeadvanced iphone users compete for power by upgrading to new operating system versions and building their own apps<br />
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Steve Jobs works on a new pill that when you take it connects you to your iPhone via your brain. He thinks it has all sorts of amazing capabilities but only when used for good. When Jobs dies and the world mourns, a undercover operative inside Apple, with the help of Eric Schmidt, takes over the project and tests it on some real people with action-packed, terrifying results.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-34933470049349810852011-11-13T14:23:00.000-08:002011-11-13T14:23:33.131-08:00ToxicPlanetLOLYoung liberal Internet billionaire looking for love starts the ToxicPlanetLOL website. He's tired of all those liberal chicks coming on to him and he goes online as a TeaParty conservative and falls in love with one from a RedState. Hilarity ensues as he pretends to be conservative to "meet the family". The whole state is expecting him and they all show their true colors when they meet him.<br />
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He uses crowdsourcing & the Internet to help him get the girl.<br />
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Tagline: WTF LOL?rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-63008643546323993212011-09-23T17:41:00.000-07:002011-09-23T18:04:53.443-07:00Columbo's CoatA young entrepreneur stoner - he runs the most popular vaporizer review site on the Web and is trying to invent "iPhone of Vaporizers" - gets on jury duty for a personal injury case. He goes for foreman and runs the deliberations in which they quickly find for the defense. After the verdict is rendered he discovers that the Defendant was really guilty. He decides to solve the case on his own by acting like Columbo. The title refers to what his prop was going to be to help fool people into thinking he was simple, like Columbo's Coat.<br />
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Soundtrack: Pulled Pork by BJ's Greasy Spoonrikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-10232991496141052632011-03-12T22:04:00.000-08:002011-03-13T11:41:01.689-07:00Trouble in Farmville A group of toys live across the street from the Toy Story toys' house. They are owned by a teenage boy who is still a virgin. The boy discovers that his toys are alive and convinces them to help him get laid. He even threatens to give his Wii Asian Man with Afro Avatar to his kid sister if he doesn't go along. One of his toys is a Farmville family that traverses the Internet to help, including hacking the Pentagon and getting to know a flash stripper ad. A GI Joe doll with post-war-stress-syndrome is in love with the boy's sister's Bratz doll who has the hots for Woody. All day long it's "Woody" this and "Woody" that.<br />
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Scene: GI Joe finally gets it up. He calls to the Bratz doll "Check it out babe. I've got a..." The Bratz doll beams and sez "Woody".<br />
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Scene: GI Joe recounts the epic battle in the sand box against dinosaurs, super heroes and a Barbie that has razor blades for breasts. At one point in the story he turns his back to the other toys, drops his pants to show a horribly scorched butt. "Jimmy Groglio shoved a lit firecracker up my ass". "The horror. The horror."rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-59447909343367554532011-03-05T22:02:00.000-08:002011-03-05T22:02:10.598-08:00Dead AirThe world is quickly running out of oil and we are on the brink of global war. All of the countries with space programs race to launch a space crew to take control of the last space satellite. Back on earth a scientist has come up with a controversial method to create energy from outer space by using a satellite. As the space battle begins, he discovers the missing formula he needs to make the invention work. He gets in touch with a Richard Branson like figure who has a commercial space ship and convinces him to send him up with some mercenaries to try to stop the war and end the energy crisis.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-65784273474141343402011-03-05T21:51:00.000-08:002011-03-05T21:51:47.317-08:00EncryptedA brilliant hacker is asked by the government to write a code that will cripple Iran's nuclear centrifuge. In doing so he gets access to the information of everyone on the planet. He releases a cyber worm onto the Web. He becomes drunk with power as the effects of his work ripple throughout the world, and driven mad by the consequences.<br />
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With Justin Timberlake as Solorikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-57153743161122700582011-01-22T00:24:00.000-08:002011-01-22T00:24:45.805-08:00The SEOthe early days of seo. fame, intrigue, booze, chicksrikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-50502613267129573152011-01-21T22:16:00.000-08:002011-01-21T22:16:57.500-08:00Parents Vs. KidsThe behind the scenes of the battle between parents and the children they are trying to control. Parents are artists who are doing an art experiment about living in the suburbs while broadcasting it over the Internet. The kids put up their own version on YouTube and it goes viral.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-16813819955736182692011-01-14T22:17:00.000-08:002011-01-14T22:17:59.711-08:00Six DegreesA man surfing around Facebook and falls in love with a woman's profile. He figures out that he's separated by six degrees of separation and proceeds to use the social network to meet the woman.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-84359481870592886002011-01-14T21:11:00.000-08:002011-01-14T21:11:41.784-08:00Hello SchatziA batchelor tries to find the girl of his dreams while having an ongoing conversation about life with his German Grandmother, a 96-yr-old alzheimer's patient, who can't remember who he is.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-6540887681934039242011-01-07T20:57:00.000-08:002011-01-14T21:09:58.256-08:00The ToymakerThe origin of Santa Claus as action hero in 15th century Bavaria. The toymaker walks the village every night delivering toys to customers. Somehow he foments a revolution against the evil ruler by delivering weapons/secret messages inside the toys.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-87514728052614099782010-12-19T21:27:00.000-08:002010-12-19T21:27:59.915-08:00Rent a GhostwriterA man kind of bored with his life hires a ghostwriter to write his autobiography in the hopes that it will spur him to do something interesting.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-61975652169695052182010-12-18T16:37:00.000-08:002010-12-18T16:37:58.809-08:00Ask MeOn the eve of the repeal of DADT the entrepreneurial owner of "Don't Tell" a gay bar near a military base rebrands as "Ask Me", a gay bar for the military. The place is an instant hit and becomes a kind of gay Mecca bringing out gay politicians, celebrities and horny men from all over the U.S. to check out our talented servicemen.<br />
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Starring John Cleese as John McCain and Shia LaBoeuf as Tom Cruiserikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-8738304549780627092010-11-19T21:22:00.000-08:002010-11-19T21:22:44.211-08:00The PlaygroupA bored suburban housewife, tired of her husband going out on weekends and getting shitfaced with his buddies, invites the mom's from her kids' playgroup out for a night on the town that gets a little crazy, if you know what I mean.<br />
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In program sponsor: TheDancingBear.com<br />
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Meanwhile the husbands have arranged a little night out of their own. And somehow we all learn something about ourselves.<br />
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And all of their kids are stuck in the same house with a sitter who's a devoted follower of Trinity Broadcast Network.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-72393149358143914302010-11-14T22:50:00.000-08:002010-11-14T22:50:32.927-08:00Dope MediaAn out of work ad exec gets a job working for one of the first legal marijuana companies. He creates an ad campaign for them that goes viral. As a result he gets to create the first pot TV network - Dope Media. The programming is targeted at different stoner demographics. <br />
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<i>Jumbo's Clown Room </i><br />
<i>Momsters</i><br />
<i>Dope News</i><br />
<i>Shapes: </i>This week triangles.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-61389476729128033912010-10-25T08:41:00.000-07:002010-10-25T08:41:30.760-07:00Son of a Preacher ManBrett is a failed stand-up comic. He couldn't make it in the big leagues and now is reduced to doing stand-up at trade shows. We meet him as he is doing his act at the annual Auto Manafacturers Association gala. His whole act is about how America has become Toyota's bitch. It doesn't go over well. Brett gets blackballed from the circuit.<br />
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Seeking inspiration, he finds himself out in the rain. He ducks into a church to get dry and wanders into the midst of an amazingly bad extremist sermon. Brett goes home and makes a Youtube parody of the minister and it goes viral in the congregation, most of who don't understand Brett is making fun (see <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law">Pow's Law</a>). <br />
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Long story short - becomes a YouTube sensation and finds himself becoming the nation's preacher. Think Billy Graham meets Bill Murray on Bill O'Reilly. <br />
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Title comes when Brett's girlfriend calls him "you...you...you goddamn son of a....a...preacher man!"rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-43373597552040475722010-09-19T13:12:00.000-07:002010-09-19T14:19:43.629-07:00Pineapple Express To VenusOur boys try to come to grips with their relationships with their parents. Seth has to get over the fact that his dad used to raid the fridge in the middle of the night and eat all of the leftovers. Sol needs to get over the fact that his mother never accepted that Sol wasn't a homosexual, just because he liked Barbie dolls when he was six (he used to pretend they were hookers). And they have to figure all this out while trying to repel an invasion of Earth from Venus during a double blind date.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-65227827424079345832010-09-10T21:20:00.000-07:002010-09-10T21:20:39.860-07:00(Fake) Housewives of the East BayJill, a mom new to an upscale East Bay town has trouble fitting in with the established order of things among the moms. She's arty, crunchy & real v. their botox-fueled continuation of high school with money. The tables get turned as Jill and four of her arch-nemeses get picked to be on a reality TV show and Jill and the Queen Bee vie for celebrity.rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281199378945949081.post-62146097674581416052010-08-14T21:22:00.000-07:002010-08-22T10:21:21.088-07:00Capote Dooby DooTruman Capote, Manhattan socialite writer during the week. Drunken bon vivant amateur murder detective during weekends in the Hamptons.<br />
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House M.D. meets Robert Downey, Jr's Sherlock Holmes meets Project Runway.<br />
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Episode 1: "In Bad Taste"<br />
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We meet 50's Manhattan socialite writer, Truman Capote, at the launch party for his new "non-fiction noire" book "In Bad Taste". The party is being hosted by the Paleys, NYC TV magnates. Earl Paley IIIrd is wearing a tacky necktie and matching handerkchief. In his thank you speech, Truman alludes to the fashion faux pas and uses it as a clue to explain in embarrassing detail how he found out about the party and dreaded coming. His hosts/guests are embarrassed but all agree with Truman's observations and applaud his skill and caustic wit.<br />
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Suddenly, the lights go out and Earl Paley IIIrd disappears. Truman sets out to solve the mystery with his co-hort a young go-getter, fashion magazine fact checker named Anna Wintour. While solving the mystery Truman tells us the story of "In Bad Taste".rikki finkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09691525990998177839noreply@blogger.com0