Rent a Ghostwriter

A man kind of bored with his life hires a ghostwriter to write his autobiography in the hopes that it will spur him to do something interesting.

Ask Me

On the eve of the repeal of DADT the entrepreneurial owner of "Don't Tell" a gay bar near a military base rebrands as "Ask Me", a gay bar for the military.  The place is an instant hit and becomes a kind of gay Mecca bringing out gay politicians, celebrities and horny men from all over the U.S. to check out our talented servicemen.

Starring John Cleese as John McCain and Shia LaBoeuf as Tom Cruise