Friday, January 14, 2011

Hello Schatzi

A batchelor tries to find the girl of his dreams while having an ongoing conversation about life with his German Grandmother, a 96-yr-old alzheimer's patient, who can't remember who he is.

Friday, January 7, 2011

The Toymaker

The origin of Santa Claus as action hero in 15th century Bavaria.  The toymaker walks the village every night delivering toys to customers.  Somehow he foments a revolution against the evil ruler by delivering weapons/secret messages inside the toys.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Rent a Ghostwriter

A man kind of bored with his life hires a ghostwriter to write his autobiography in the hopes that it will spur him to do something interesting.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Ask Me

On the eve of the repeal of DADT the entrepreneurial owner of "Don't Tell" a gay bar near a military base rebrands as "Ask Me", a gay bar for the military.  The place is an instant hit and becomes a kind of gay Mecca bringing out gay politicians, celebrities and horny men from all over the U.S. to check out our talented servicemen.

Starring John Cleese as John McCain and Shia LaBoeuf as Tom Cruise

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Playgroup

A bored suburban housewife, tired of her husband going out on weekends and getting shitfaced with his buddies, invites the mom's from her kids' playgroup out for a night on the town that gets a little crazy, if you know what I mean.

In program sponsor: TheDancingBear.com

Meanwhile the husbands have arranged a little night out of their own.  And somehow we all learn something about ourselves.

And all of their kids are stuck in the same house with a sitter who's a devoted follower of Trinity Broadcast Network.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Dope Media

An out of work ad exec gets a job working for one of the first legal marijuana companies.  He creates an ad campaign for them that goes viral.  As a result he gets to create the first pot TV network - Dope Media.  The programming is targeted at different stoner demographics.

Jumbo's Clown Room 
Momsters
Dope News
Shapes: This week triangles.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Son of a Preacher Man

Brett is a failed stand-up comic.  He couldn't make it in the big leagues and now is reduced to doing stand-up at trade shows.  We meet him as he is doing his act at the annual Auto Manafacturers Association gala.  His whole act is about how America has become Toyota's bitch.  It doesn't go over well.  Brett gets blackballed from the circuit.

Seeking inspiration, he finds himself out in the rain. He ducks into a church to get dry and wanders into the midst of an amazingly bad extremist sermon.  Brett goes home and makes a Youtube parody of the minister and it goes viral in the congregation, most of who don't understand Brett is making fun (see Pow's Law).

Long story short - becomes a YouTube sensation and finds himself becoming the nation's preacher.  Think Billy Graham meets Bill Murray on Bill O'Reilly.

Title comes when Brett's girlfriend calls him "you...you...you goddamn son of a....a...preacher man!"