Friday, December 4, 2009

The Halloween Fairy

A young girl and her friends are out trick-or-treating on Halloween discover that real-live goblins are taking over their suburban neighborhood.  The Halloween Fairy turns the kids into super heroes with powers based on their Halloween costumes to fight the goblins and save their parents from being locked in their closets.

Ug McGraw

A down on their luck North Dakota minor league baseball team discovers a frozen caveman buried beneath their ballpark.  Miraculously he's still alive. He thaws out and turns out he's a natural ball player.  Hilarity ensues as the team goes for the pennant with Ug. 

Casting: With Courtney Cox as the ambitious, horny local TV reporter, David Arquette as "Coach", Jeff Daniels as "The Professor" & Mel Brooks as "President Schwartz".  A young Kurt Russell type would be perfect for Ug.

Ancillary Revenue: Underwear, Ug Baseball Video Game w. Wi Club

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Double Reality

A satirical look at the inside story of John & Yoko.  John is a bored biggest star in the world.  Yoko is a power-hungry alt-artist who sees John as her biggest canvas.

Under Her Thumb

The mythical tale of a legendary groupie who spends a tour in Mick Jagger's bed.  She overpowers Jagger and turns him into her love slave just as she had done to Clapton, Ringo, Dylan & Pat Boone.

Working Title: Jagger's Bitch

The YouTube Movie

Every scene in the story is lifted from a popular YouTube video. Boy meets girl whatever, etc.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Confabb!

Christopher Guest meets a TED Conference. 
Christopher Guest meets a Davos Conference
Christopher Guest meets an Internet Conference

Parodies of Bill Clinton, Bono, Bill Gates, Other world leaders.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Chick Flick

When the local PBS station airs nothing but "Pride & Prejudice" round the clock, the men and women of a repressed upper middle class suburb all mysteriously start behaving as if they are in a Jane Austen novel.  The women find they love the sudden attentiveness, manners and romance of the men, while the men enjoy being, well, men.