A down on their luck North Dakota minor league baseball team discovers a frozen caveman buried beneath their ballpark. Miraculously he's still alive. He thaws out and turns out he's a natural ball player. Hilarity ensues as the team goes for the pennant with Ug.
Casting: With Courtney Cox as the ambitious, horny local TV reporter, David Arquette as "Coach", Jeff Daniels as "The Professor" & Mel Brooks as "President Schwartz". A young Kurt Russell type would be perfect for Ug.
Ancillary Revenue: Underwear, Ug Baseball Video Game w. Wi Club