Friday, October 30, 2009

Baghdad Boyz

A group of Persian guys all try to make it in Hollywood but get rejected because of the whole terrorism thing.  A go-getter at the USO is trying to figure out how to export Ameri ancan Culture to Iraq after the war and brings the guys together to become a Persian version of the Backstreet Boys.   They take Iraq by storm with their Shock N Awesome tour but get into a vicious competition with a rival Shia boys group.

Tears of Joy

"Babette's Feast" for stoners.  A successful entrepreneur seeking fulfillment decides to create a recipe to enter in the Tears of Joy Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival. 


An alien donates to a sperm bank.  A single mother impregnated by the sperm discovers that she's carrying the alien's baby as are many other women.  She fears he is trying to destroy humanity.  She tries to stop him and finds that he is trying to breed a new strand of DNA to save his species.

Opening scene: 
A man is being shown to a room by a nurse. She gives him a plastic cup explains where the porn magazines are, mentions that there's an internet connection if he's into that and points out the box of tissues.  The man picks up one of the porn magazines and looks curiously at it.  The door closes.

We're at the front desk and the nurse is saying goodbye to the man.  He turns to walk away.  Another woman sitting at the front desk says "excuse me sir".  He turns around and she hands him an envelope.  He walks out the door and pulls cash out of the envelope, again looking at it curiously.  Behind him is a sign on the building reading "Hill Fertility Clinic".