Saturday, December 17, 2011

Hail To The Chief Grrl

A gay man pretends to be straight and gets elected president.  He outs himself in his acceptance speech that he stages as a coming out musical - Kind of Hedwig-like.  He goes from being a Rick Perry like conservative to being a total Queen, which naturally throws the entire world into chaos.  He sings his way through Middle East Peace, Chinese Tension, Somali Pirates, Afghanistan, etc.  Abortion argument, etc.

Shit X-Ray Says

A down and out DJ from Jersey accidentally turns into a political powerhouse after saying something hilarious about the President that goes viral on Twitter.  Everyone of the presidential candidates comes to town to kiss his ass.

Soundtrack: Slave from Tattoo You, You Gave Me A Mountain by Elvis, She's Gone by Hall & Outs, So Far Away by Carole King (for a Breackback Mountain like collage of two gay Senators pining for each other)

You've Got Time by William Shatner