Sunday, December 19, 2010

Rent a Ghostwriter

A man kind of bored with his life hires a ghostwriter to write his autobiography in the hopes that it will spur him to do something interesting.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Ask Me

On the eve of the repeal of DADT the entrepreneurial owner of "Don't Tell" a gay bar near a military base rebrands as "Ask Me", a gay bar for the military.  The place is an instant hit and becomes a kind of gay Mecca bringing out gay politicians, celebrities and horny men from all over the U.S. to check out our talented servicemen.

Starring John Cleese as John McCain and Shia LaBoeuf as Tom Cruise

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Playgroup

A bored suburban housewife, tired of her husband going out on weekends and getting shitfaced with his buddies, invites the mom's from her kids' playgroup out for a night on the town that gets a little crazy, if you know what I mean.

In program sponsor:

Meanwhile the husbands have arranged a little night out of their own.  And somehow we all learn something about ourselves.

And all of their kids are stuck in the same house with a sitter who's a devoted follower of Trinity Broadcast Network.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Dope Media

An out of work ad exec gets a job working for one of the first legal marijuana companies.  He creates an ad campaign for them that goes viral.  As a result he gets to create the first pot TV network - Dope Media.  The programming is targeted at different stoner demographics.

Jumbo's Clown Room 
Dope News
Shapes: This week triangles.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Son of a Preacher Man

Brett is a failed stand-up comic.  He couldn't make it in the big leagues and now is reduced to doing stand-up at trade shows.  We meet him as he is doing his act at the annual Auto Manafacturers Association gala.  His whole act is about how America has become Toyota's bitch.  It doesn't go over well.  Brett gets blackballed from the circuit.

Seeking inspiration, he finds himself out in the rain. He ducks into a church to get dry and wanders into the midst of an amazingly bad extremist sermon.  Brett goes home and makes a Youtube parody of the minister and it goes viral in the congregation, most of who don't understand Brett is making fun (see Pow's Law).

Long story short - becomes a YouTube sensation and finds himself becoming the nation's preacher.  Think Billy Graham meets Bill Murray on Bill O'Reilly.

Title comes when Brett's girlfriend calls him " goddamn son of a....a...preacher man!"

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Pineapple Express To Venus

Our boys try to come to grips with their relationships with their parents.  Seth has to get over the fact that his dad used to raid the fridge in the middle of the night and eat all of the leftovers.  Sol needs to get over the fact that his mother never accepted that Sol wasn't a homosexual, just because he liked Barbie dolls when he was six (he used to pretend they were hookers).  And they have to figure all this out while trying to repel an invasion of Earth from Venus during a double blind date.

Friday, September 10, 2010

(Fake) Housewives of the East Bay

Jill, a mom new to an upscale East Bay town has trouble fitting in with the established order of things among the moms.  She's arty, crunchy & real v. their botox-fueled continuation of high school with money.    The tables get turned as Jill and four of her arch-nemeses get picked to be on a reality TV show and Jill and the Queen Bee vie for celebrity.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Capote Dooby Doo

Truman Capote, Manhattan socialite writer during the week.  Drunken bon vivant amateur murder detective during weekends in the Hamptons.

House M.D. meets Robert Downey,  Jr's Sherlock Holmes meets Project Runway.

Episode 1: "In Bad Taste"

We meet 50's Manhattan socialite writer, Truman Capote, at the launch party for his new "non-fiction noire" book "In Bad Taste".  The party is being hosted by the Paleys, NYC TV magnates.  Earl Paley IIIrd is wearing a tacky necktie and matching handerkchief.  In his thank you speech, Truman alludes to the fashion faux pas and uses it as a clue to explain in embarrassing detail how he found out about the party and dreaded coming.  His hosts/guests are embarrassed but all agree with Truman's observations and applaud his skill and caustic wit.

Suddenly, the lights go out and Earl Paley IIIrd disappears.  Truman sets out to solve the mystery with his co-hort a young go-getter, fashion magazine fact checker named Anna Wintour.  While solving the mystery Truman tells us the story of "In Bad Taste".

Friday, July 30, 2010


The popular hostess of a kid's Website/TV show gets fed up with having to talk to little kids in character.  She longs to be taken seriously, but even the President talks about her as if she's a joke.  So instead of teaching kids how to count cupcakes, she decides to start talking to kids about reality.  At first she does it so the kids will bug the shit out of their parents, but eventually she realizes that by speaking honestly to the children she can create amazing changes in people's families.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

The Consultant

A CEO befriends a mailroom clerk much to the chagrin of the rest of the company.


The Importance of Being Earnest played our via social networking


A guy whose whole life is on Facebook travels around the world meeting people he only knows through Facebook.  With each person he meets he takes on a new identity.

Starring; Sascha Baron Cohen

Friday, July 9, 2010

Mama Bear

A young woman's rise to political power as she literally kills anyone who gets in her way.  She does anything she can to win and outsmarts her opponents with smear campaigns.  In a fluke she gets nominated    to be the vice presidential candidate running with an old senator.  They miraculously win the election.  On the eve of the election she's about to rig the death of the president-elect.  Roll credits.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Cooking is For Pussies

Will Farrell is a celebrity TV chef who really is a trained assassin.  His show "Cold Red Meat" follows him as he hunts his prey.

Rastaman Vibration

Bob Marley biopick w/Dave Chappelle as Marley

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The U.S. of A.

Harold & Kumar Get Married.  Harold - Korean translator for military.  Kumar - running FartRoulette site.  Posts a YouTube video rap song about farting which goes viral.  Suddenly everyone knows him.  Circumstances force Harold & Kumar to get married to each other and live in a conservative suburb as an out gay couple.  Kumar spends a lot of time cultivating a marijuana garden while doing battle with a monster weed that won't die.

Monday, June 21, 2010

I Dream of Jeannie 2000

The sitcom updated to New Years Eve 2000.  Major Nelson is a bureaucrat in the Pentagon who gives kickbacks to Defense contractors in exchange for being shown a very good time.  His colleagues are in awe of him and treat him like the Elvis meets James Bond meets Tony Stark of government employees.

One day while doing shrooms with a sheik in a tent in the middle of the desert, Major Nelson wanders off into the dunes.  He stumbles upon an oasis and finds a bottle floating in the watering hole.  He opens it up and Jeannie pops out.  She's smoking - Jessica Biel mates with Bar Rafaeli and Giselle in a genie outfit created by Victoria's Secret.  As she offers Major Nelson her services all he can think about is getting her in the sack.  He wonders aloud if he should wish for the Venus Butterfly from LA Law or a tea bag?  The angel and devil from Animal House appear on his shoulders and argue - "butterfly", "tea bag", etc.  He appears to make up his mind, pulls out his flask, suavely walks over to Jeannie to the music of Esquivel and says "What's your name darling? Care for a drink?"

Comedy ensues as Jeannie gets drunk causing the pair to travel around the globe and through time. Major Nelson tries to get in Jeannie's pajamas while Jeannie tries to stop him from triggering several tactical nuclear devices.  Colonel Bellows and General Peterson both try to use their j'naysayqwa to steal Jeannie from Major Nelson.

Major Healy: David Cross
Amanda Bellows: Debra Messing
Colonel Bellows: Christopher Walken
General Peterson: Leslie Nielsen
Major Nelson: Will Farrell

Monday, June 14, 2010


An entrepreneur creates a new beverage that is more addictive than coffee. Antics ensue as the giants of the beverage industry try to figure out his secret formula.

Starring: Jason Sudekis as the inventor and Zach Galifianakis as the evil vegan CEO of Starbucks

Soundtrack: I'm a Barbie Girl

Monday, April 26, 2010

Feels Like The First Time

Rushmore goes to college:
Dan, a college freshman gets roomed with Jordi,  the Israeli-American heir to a designer jeans fortune who only shows up to use the dorm room when he needs a place to bring his model girlfriends to have sex.  Dan's dreams of being a writer become a reality when Jordi, who is convinced he will become the next Jerry Bruckheimer, recruits him to write the movie that Jordi will direct.  Dan gets quickly swept up into Jordi's insane world as they start making the movie and turn the campus into Hollywood in the midwest, complete with casting calls, student-agents, and obnoxious gossip columnists.  I guess to make it complete Dan will need to lose his virginity.

The trailer alone with "Feels Like The First Time" as the theme song makes it a guaranteed success.  Pass on this one at your peril.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Happiness Units

Two nonagenerians meet at a Happiness Units, an Assisted Living facility, and have an affair. Hilarity ensues as they try to keep their relationship secret from their families, staff and other residents.  With Rob Cowdry as the VP of Marketing, who is studying the residents to help figure out his new ad campaign.  He figures out the affair and leaks it to People Magazine.

Good Girls Don't

Sex in the City in high school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soundtrack:  Only The Good Die Young, My Sharona, Get Down Tonight, Let's Get It On, Darling Nikki, Like A Virgin, SheBop, Good Girls Don't, You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth!!!!!, Paradise By The Dashboard Light,

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

All Walks of Life

A comedy about a teenager with a foot fetish done in the style of an ABC After School Special.  Theme song by Bread.


Five African Americans from all different walks of life experience the 2008 U.S. recession.  Unbeknownst to them they are all descendants of the same white slave owner.  Each confronts this heritage in unique manner which causes their lives to intersect.

What Happens In Church...

Musical comedy about two gay members of the College of Cardinals & intrigue at Vatican City during the election of the next pope.  Think Angels & Demons meets Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead having sex with Dangerous Liasons meets Hedwig & The Angry Inch while getting ridden by Brokeback Mountain.

Moon Safari 2

Moon Safari

The voyage of the first tourist group to the moon.  They were picked from a global contest on Facebook.  Each comes from all walks of life around the world.  Their story is told from two points of view: a melodrama about the emotional realities of being away from the planet, and a musical comedy starring 2012's version of the B52s.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

I Loved Warren Beatty

Hollywood's hottest couple, Tom Holmes & Katie Cruise, are revealed to be pregnant.  Everyone across the country thinks that Katie is faking being pregnant and has made a deal with the Devil to become more famous than Nicole Urban, Tom's ex-wife who is currently the biggest actress in the world. Tom is deeply into a Scientology-like cult and Katie is a cynical golddigger.  We follow a colorful group of paparazzi as they battle to get the first shot of Katie's belly, etc. and the scramble that goes on among the tabloids, each trying to get an exclusive.  One paparazzo, who idealizes Warren Beatty to the extent that he has legally changed his name from "George Beatty" to "Warren Beatty", and is in fact the coolest paparazzo of all - kind of like the James Bond of paparazzi, devises a plan to woo Katie as a way to get some exlusive shots, and ends up becoming part of the story when Katie falls for him.  The real Warren Beatty gets in the act and much to his dismay is mistaken by the press as being Tom Holmes secret boyfriend.  At the height of the mayhem Katie goes into labor and Warren saves the day by delivering the baby while at the same time getting great photos, which gets him into the paparazzi hall of fame.

Tom Holmes: Rod Riggle
Katie Cruise: Sarah Silverman
Nicole Urban: Kristin Wiig
Warren Beatty: Zach Galifianakis

Monday, January 4, 2010


An avid listener to Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, etc. can't stand what this world is coming to and decides to run for mayor in his small town.  He causes quite a stir as his popularity/noteriety grows.  Sarah Palin flies into town to show her support.