Monday, April 26, 2010

Feels Like The First Time



Rushmore goes to college:
Dan, a college freshman gets roomed with Jordi,  the Israeli-American heir to a designer jeans fortune who only shows up to use the dorm room when he needs a place to bring his model girlfriends to have sex.  Dan's dreams of being a writer become a reality when Jordi, who is convinced he will become the next Jerry Bruckheimer, recruits him to write the movie that Jordi will direct.  Dan gets quickly swept up into Jordi's insane world as they start making the movie and turn the campus into Hollywood in the midwest, complete with casting calls, student-agents, and obnoxious gossip columnists.  I guess to make it complete Dan will need to lose his virginity.

The trailer alone with "Feels Like The First Time" as the theme song makes it a guaranteed success.  Pass on this one at your peril.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Happiness Units

Two nonagenerians meet at a Happiness Units, an Assisted Living facility, and have an affair. Hilarity ensues as they try to keep their relationship secret from their families, staff and other residents.  With Rob Cowdry as the VP of Marketing, who is studying the residents to help figure out his new ad campaign.  He figures out the affair and leaks it to People Magazine.

Good Girls Don't

Sex in the City in high school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soundtrack:  Only The Good Die Young, My Sharona, Get Down Tonight, Let's Get It On, Darling Nikki, Like A Virgin, SheBop, Good Girls Don't, You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth!!!!!, Paradise By The Dashboard Light,

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

All Walks of Life

A comedy about a teenager with a foot fetish done in the style of an ABC After School Special.  Theme song by Bread.

Niggers

Five African Americans from all different walks of life experience the 2008 U.S. recession.  Unbeknownst to them they are all descendants of the same white slave owner.  Each confronts this heritage in unique manner which causes their lives to intersect.

What Happens In Church...

Musical comedy about two gay members of the College of Cardinals & intrigue at Vatican City during the election of the next pope.  Think Angels & Demons meets Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead having sex with Dangerous Liasons meets Hedwig & The Angry Inch while getting ridden by Brokeback Mountain.

Moon Safari 2

Moon Safari

The voyage of the first tourist group to the moon.  They were picked from a global contest on Facebook.  Each comes from all walks of life around the world.  Their story is told from two points of view: a melodrama about the emotional realities of being away from the planet, and a musical comedy starring 2012's version of the B52s.